Because I think I’m a hilarious little shit…
When there’s trouble you know who to call
My post is back on my dash. Full circle. I feel like I’ve made it.
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
I reblog this every time I see it, no question.
Witches who can only cast spells through rhymed verse locked in an epic rap battle.
[dog voice] oof
Why is this so fuNNY OH MY GOD
lmao oh la dee dah…oof
this pic is cute but it is a damn crime to repost it w/o the second image in the set